January 2011
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Jan 30th
Jan 30th
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“Severe Pain + 2mg of Morphine = Severe Pain”
– Rouge Medic
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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“Yeah, like why does The Warden let Lady Extravaganza have so many spoons?”
– Liz Lemon
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Drunk Drivers.
So, I’m gonna make a general statement, then explain, then I’m gonna contradict myself, then I will conclude this post… I have no sympathy for drunk drivers. None. It’s not that hard to put 20 bucks in your shoe with the words “DO NOT SPEND ON SHOTS. THIS IS YOUR CAB MONEY” written on the bill.  I do it.  There is no excuse to get behind the wheel of a car...
Jan 25th
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I’m sitting here waiting on Castle to start, so I’m watching the end of The Bachelor.  So here are my thoughts as I watch the last five minutes of this show: Thought One: Why do all of the girls look like fucking sorositute whores? Thought Two: The dude looks like a asshole. Thought Three: Do these girls have any self esteem? Thought Four: Quit fucking crying you idiot girls.
Jan 25th
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US Army Medic →
Jan 23rd
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Dear "Paula" from the Virgin Mobile Call Center,
You are an idiot.  I don’t know if it was the whole “English as a Second Langage thing” or what, but when someone calls and says “Hey, this month I don’t need my MiFi card and I can not afford the extra expense so please do charge my account, thanks.”  And then you answer “Sure, no problem.  We won’t charge you for this month.”  This does not...
Jan 23rd
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“Today marks the 38th anniversary of Roe v. Wade, the Supreme Court decision that...”
– President Obama’s statement on Roe v. Wade (via coketalk)
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Things I did today.
Went to Art School. Did Art School things. Went to lunch with Jungle Jane. Came home and did Art School homework.
Jan 22nd
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I got paid today
As I do every every Friday.  This is nothing new.  I however after calculating my bills for what needs to come out of this paycheck I am now $-147.00 short.   I need a better paying job.  Getting my ass kicked in the back of an ambulance for 12 bucks an hour just isn’t worth it anymore.  
Jan 21st
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Facepalm
I had five pages done in my Art History Iconography Dictonary.  That’s Five pages of well designed minimlistic Icons and carefully done typography done in Photoshop and Illustrator…. Then my laptop died because I inadvertantly left it unplugged. and guess who didn’t save her work. DERP.
Jan 21st
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Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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WatchWatch
First, she charmed up with her antics on the Jersey Shore Then, the girl writes a best seller now…she teaches our youth how to be Banging. Sometimes I wonder if they started putting something in America’s water supply or something that made us collectedly dumber as a society.  Between this fucking Oompa Loompa and Sarah Palin and the rest of those Tea Party lunatics, if this is...
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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David and the Dragon →
Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
First, Do no harm. →
This doctor should be first shot, not fatally, but somewhere painful, like a knee.  Then placed outside an ER (not let in, because thats where sick people are) where the staff will stand over him holding syringes of painkillers.  Then slowly one by one they should waste the Dilaudid onto the street in front of him claiming it causes early onset brain parasite amoebas or something and that they are...
Jan 12th
Balls.
It’s cold.
Jan 11th
Fucking Hire this Fucker.
Jan 11th
I was reading this lovely lady’s blog, (which I found just the other day) And she had a post on Snooki’s new book.  Which by itself I find just…appalling…seriously someone gave that little oompa loompa a fucking book deal?  Was it written in orange crayon? Gold Glitter Pen?…Oh wait… that was Paris Hilton. Anyways, she gave some really surprising and sad...
Jan 11th
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Jan 10th
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Yup. I'm in Art School
College Of Charleston- Delayed Opening due to Freezing Rain and Sleet Trident Technical College- Delayed Opening due to Sleet Charleston Southern University- Closed due to Snow, Freezing Rain and Sleet Medical University of South Carolina-Delayed Opening due to Freezing Rain and Sleet THE ART INSTITUTE OF CHARLESTON- OPEN STUPID ART KIDS.
Jan 10th
Jan 10th
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“Dude, wicked kicks.”
– What this nineteen or twenty year Art School Kid behind me with perfectly coifed, over one eye, emo, Justin Bieber hair said to me while I was waiting in line to get my schedule at The Art Institute Of Charleston.  I had on custom designed Chuck Taylors, so yes, they are pretty damn wicked. I did...
Jan 9th
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OP CON 5! OP CON 5! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!
I’m supposed to start back at Art School tomorrow morning, that is if the Iceopacolypce doesn’t hit first.  It’s suppose to be like in the teens here is Charleston and raining all night.  Rain + Temps in the teens = people fucking panicking here on the southern coast of America.  Then again we do live on a collection of peninsulas and islands so everything is connected by...
Jan 9th
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