Things I’m going to do in DC during my visit at the end of the month
•fuck with the DC occupiers and try and get on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
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Dear Jon Stewart,
I think you are right about the alien part.
Love,
Hipster Angel
{day thirteen} Write a letter to someone who has recently hurt you
So you might think this shit would be easy for me because I write those Dear Idiot letters all the time, but those are to dumb fuckers I don’t know. But here goes…
Dear Cheating Lawman,
I hope your wedding was beautiful.
I’m really not bitter enough at the people I’m close to to write a letter on my blog…actually I’ve told them all off to their face how I fucking feel. Even the cheating SOB of a cop, that got fucking married all the while trying to fuck me. Yeah, seriously. And this is the reason I am celibate. I have given up. Like I said, writing a book, going on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart to talk about it. All because a cop was a whore.
So can that be my letter?
Dear Jon Stewart,
I’m writing you to request to be on your show. Because I have been celibate for 7 months because men are whores. I wrote a book about it….and about being a Left Socialist Hipster Royal Minority Jew.
Shalom,
The Hipster Angel
PS. I did not know he was a whore when I was going out with him. I promise. My hand to God.
